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Post by <KoS>Sniper on Jun 14, 2005 16:34:20 GMT -5
Ok well just do yo mamma jokes here feel free to start a new thread on this or any other forum board.
yo momma so fat i had to roll over twice to get off her
yo momma so poor her boobs are real!
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Post by Russian Spy on Jun 15, 2005 10:24:28 GMT -5
;Dyo mamma's so poor, she said to the kids, lets get in the family car! and they all piled onto a skateboard and road away!  |
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Post by <KoS>Sniper on Jun 15, 2005 23:01:17 GMT -5
yo momma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning
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Post by Russian Spy on Jun 16, 2005 0:26:14 GMT -5
I got nothin bad to say about Yo Momma - heck, her face says it all...
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Post by Russian Spy on Jun 16, 2005 0:27:48 GMT -5
Yo Mama is like a television - even a 2 year old can turn her on!
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Post by Russian Spy on Jun 16, 2005 0:29:33 GMT -5
Yo Momma's so ugly that when he leaned out the window the Police arrested her for attempted murder
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Post by Russian Spy on Jun 16, 2005 0:31:32 GMT -5
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
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Post by Russian Spy on Jun 16, 2005 0:40:47 GMT -5
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma so stupid she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said "Disney World - Left" so she went home
Yo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ole butt over!
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
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